February 2012
9 posts
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Afternoon Snooze Button: how to ensure you are... →
duckstapler:
refer to women as “females”
use the term “friend zoned”
make ragecomics about being friend zoned or about the enigmatic and laughable nature of women
whine more than a 5 year old while complaining that women are over emotional
tag your tumblr posts with “woman logic” and…
I had none of these things. I feel like a good person, but if I say that I feel like a good...
January 2012
36 posts
Please give me 2 grand to pay for this. →
I want to marry this camera. If it was a woman, I’d ask it out.
WatchAfter numerous attempts to upload this one straight to Tumblr, I said screw it. For Hannah, I think this sums up last night. Except for the whole “depressing-y” feel to it. Keep making anon look silly.
thisistheeveofdestruction asked: ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tumblr →
Well, this is anticlimactic.
Just had a thought.
What if I clicked the “Share on Tumblr” button when I was on Tumblr. Brb. Science.
What if the Statue of Liberty is a giant weeping...
saltthetardisdoors:
thevaroda:
tardisingallifrey:
doctor-donnanoble:
And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.
“If I don’t have anything interesting to post, I’m not going to post....”
I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...
laughing-sister:
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
Tru dat, dude.
Loneliness
seventeenparkinglots:
Loneliness isn’t a feeling; it’s a parasite.
One that works its way into your soul at the deepest moments of night, as you fight to keep it from reaching the sunlight. You enlist the help of all of your friends. Every request you say ‘yes’ to, only to sate the parasitic beast that lives within. The only brief modicum of respite that you get is that moment...
Kristen Wolfe: Dear Customer Who Stuck Up For His... →
The worst part is, the Dad most likely abuses the younger brother at home. Still, one small victory is enough to plant the seeds of hope in the child.
The Name Change
Let’s face it. I haven’t posted a thing I would do if I were rich in a while. That’s because I like to think of myself as a funny guy who can go off on pseudo-serious rants, but really, I ramble. And, if I have nothing to ramble about, or become depressed, I don’t post. Instead, I do what most of Tumblr does, and that is reblog. So, in order to break the circle I put on...
flyingscotsman:
Can’t unhear!
December 2011
9 posts
6 tags
Write a Story
I call it “Coffeemakers.” Not really, but it’s a short story because my sister challenged me to write a story and said only humans. I told her no. Warning it’s vulgar.
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Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Jesus Christ, could you wait five fucking second before you
Drip.
AAAAGH! What the fuck? I just said to hold on. It’s not like I’m going to take three...
